Britney Spears Demands to Be Let Off Plane
Because it was not equipped with leather seats!Spears ‘wigged’ out when she found out that her United Airlines flight taking her from LA to Miami Firday night did not have leather seats for her fat ass to sit in.Passenger Tony Sanchez told Splash News…
Britney Spears is a Nappy Headed Ho
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Bad Taste Britney Spears
David at PrettyontheOutside.com created this masterpiece that so eloquently captures Britney Spears..
Britney’s Daily Trip to the Dance Studio
As you may have heard, one of Britney Spears’ backup dancers was quoted as saying Brit’s shaved head looks way hot.“It’s grown about two inches and it looks hot. She looks so good she should model. She (Britney) joked to us ‘Would y’all cut you…
Kelly Clarkson Makes a Surprise Appearance on TRL
She heard they were giving out free deep fried twinkies..
Scarlett Johansson Tapes Up Her Boobs
You can’t see the strechmarks much this time but you can see the tape holding those bad boys up.It must be some good stuff.Give Mom a Beautiful Bouquet for Mother’s Day
Lindsay Lohan in LA
All I can think is pumpkin, bad shoes, sausage toes.Oh yeah, ‘cocaine’ usually comes to mind too..
Brooke Hogan, Daddy’s Girl Gone Wild
Daddy Hogan must be so proud of his sweet little girl. Now that she’s out of his grip she wears stripper threads and has guys bonin’ all over her onstage. Tongues wagging and her dancers half chubbed.Her clamato is practically hanging out of her hotp…
Paris Hilton at the Coachella Music Festival
No wonder her feet are so mangled, she is in heels everywhere she goes. Out clubbin’, okay, heels are great. But during an outdoor concert? Bitch please.
Britney Spears is the Worst Dresser Ever
She’s had her bad fashion days, but this one is one of the worst. If she plans on having this amazing comeback she really needs to hire and use a stylist because she obviously can’t do it on her own.____________Ever dreamed of winning an MTV Movie Awa…
Fergie Arrives in Sydney for the Australian MTV Awards
Fergie wore a tee shirt and stretchy leggings for the long flight, opting for comfort over fashion. So in this instance we can forgive the leggings being strapped into her sandals.
Mischa Barton Pushes Retro to the Limits
Just because they are retro does not make them cool.Those pants can even make anorexics looks chunky.
Amy Winehouse Looks Dirty
..and smelly and hungry.Maybe she should change her name to Amy Crackhouse.Source
Jennifer Tilly At The Grand Opening of The Pearl Concert Theater 4/21
Jennifer Tilly has always loved her tight mini dresses and high heels.I think she would look better in something a little more modest, this dress is horrendous. But one thing is for sure, you can’t deny that she is banging for a 48 year old.
Kim Kardashian - Fashion Don’t
The hoop earrings are way too big - unless she plans on using them as stirrups.
Lindsay Lohan at Katsuya
Lindsay unbuttoned her shirt so that we’d all have something to talk about.
Mischa & Zoe Barton Get A Flat Tire
Gawd, Zoe just doesn’t care what she looks like does she?She looks like she smells. Maybe it’s just that ratty balled-up sweater. Or it could be her feet. I bet she is sliding around in her own festering foot sweat in those shoes.Hard to believe th…
Geri Halliwell Time Machine
Geri, honey, I loved the 70’s too but you don’t see me walking around town with my pants up to my armpits do you? A bit too vintage for my liking..SpicySource:CelebUtopia Subscribe to Celebrity Smack
Victoria Beckham is Part of ‘The Rhythm Nation’
Again kids, if you don’t know, Google it. Victoria takes skinny jeans and ‘black is slimming’ to a whole new level.SpicySource: CelebUtopia Subscribe to Celebrity Smack
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in Paris
Such rich little hobos.SpicySource: double-olsens.com Subscribe to Celebrity Smack
